Confucius Says …
"Those who run in front of car get tired."
"Those who run behind car get exhausted."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind'll blow the hare in your face."
"Two wrongs not make a right — three lefts do."
"He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser."
"Those who sit on tack get point!"
"He who sleep on bed of nails is holy man."
"Those who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."
"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck.
"Those who want pretty nurse must be patient."
"Those who eat cookie in bed wake up feeling crumby."
"Those who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."
"Those who jump through screen door likely to strain self."
"To make egg roll, push it."